Why don't you like guidos?

[frugle]

I figured we should start a why don't you like guido's thread see what everyone else has to say!

[Sarcasticchick77]

The reason i dont.. is cause i just like the punk look on guys more than i like the guido look..
also real men should not wear pink.. if they do.. then they might as well have hello kitty as the symbol on their shirts..

[AllyCat81]

I personally don't like them because they are RUDE!! And why do they all feel the need to pop their collars, dance in a big circle with their "boys", and fist pump? I mean really... they're just not attractive. They should go back to where they came from!! 

[jrod3780]

hmmm...prob bc. they are pathetic, as a guy, i cannot STAND guys like that, i just laugh at them. Its not cool to wear your collar up, sweatbands, sunglasses..inside...at night, tshirts 5x too small and have hair that looks like sonic the hedgehog. It really is pathetic and ridiculous. Sometimes when im out, i feel im in an army of clones...i just want to say to guys like that, get your own style, be yourself and stop copying every other needle pusher in the gym. I dont know how you girls like that look, b.c 95% of guys like that, are dumb as rocks...hence why they are the way the are...there is no need to pretend you are straight from italy and can actually speak italian, b.c theres a good chance most of them cant even point out wehre italy is on the map, and the most they speak is the word "pizza"...the super mario brothers are more italian!

[bar-nazi]

the reasons are too numerous to list. But i will say this wearing your hair all blown out and smelling like the macy's cologne counter is just plain metro/borderline faggy. Real men are defined by their actions not by their looks!

[XxXtina25]

well honestly, talking about how not cool you think they are b/c of how they look really is just about as immature and superficial as the idea of them thinking they are cool b/c of how they present themselves

how about character flaws they exhibit such as overinflated ego's, too much testosterone fueling their desire to the tough guy, and most importantly the way they treat women.  it's like they forget that they really are not smooth, and should incorporate that into the way they act and who they think they're getting over on

[gerard]

found this online, figured I would share....

Rules and regs for being a guido.

1.  You must live in North Jersey.
2.  You must still live at home with your mommy and daddy in order to save enough money to lease a low end BMW or Mercedes Benz.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
3.  You must get a Tribal Tatoo on your Bicep Region.
4.  You must get a spikey hair dew to look like everybody else.
5.  You must wear a ginny tee as often as humanly possible.
6.  You must begin juicing in mid February to get in peak balloon condition by Memorial Day Weekend.
7.  You must have at least three friends named Anthony, Vinnie, or Joey.
8.  You must shave off all body hair (this goes for the girls too.)
9.  You must take off your shirt when you hear the bass music and form a man circle A.K.A "The Fist Pumper Circle Jerk Delight."
10.  You must pretend to be impressed by the simplistic sound of pulsating bass.
11.  You must hook up with your current best friends girlfriend behind his back at least once every summer.
12.  You must spend at least 1/3 your weekly paycheck on Water Bottles.
13.  You must be or "claim" to be cousins with at least every other person in the club.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
14.  You must go Tanning as often as humanly possible:  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Twice on Friday, Saturday & of coarse Sunday.
15.  You must claim to have "connections" with the doorman A.K.A bouncer even though he only knows you as "buddy."
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS THE MOST IMIPORTANT
16.  You must kiss ass to anyone with possible "Mob" affiliated connections no matter how pathetic they might even be.
17.  When in doubt of "Mob Connections" make something up that could impress a girl so she'll sleep with you.
18.  You must never miss an episode of "The Sopranos."  You must then report to your nearest diner the following night to discuss it .
19.  You must start a local lottery pool to bet on who will get whacked on the Sopranos.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
20.  You can only watch a sports game if you are betting on it.  If your not betting on it you CANNOT watch it because it's just not fun like that.
THE FOLLOWING RULE IS THE 2ND MOST IMPORTANT RULE
21.  You must dress like a Guido but talk like a Rapper.  Hence the term "Guido Wigger."  The two have finally morphed into one.
22.  Referring to rule number 21, you must play either hard core Techno music or Rap Music in your car and nothing else even if your have an urge to play something else.........DON'T DO IT or the image will be shot.
23.  You must claim to come from a rich family even if your father is a mailman.
24.  You must have the latest cell phone.
25.  You must have at least one token black friend who you occassionaly bring out to the club.

[Sarcasticchick77]

hahahahah NICE!!!! here is this link check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0

[ToxicJoy]

well...my stand is- i typically dont like to steriotype ppl but...most of the ones i have had the pleasure of meeting haha...are just kinda dumb...i mean i am italian..but i dont announce it to the world and act like a complete idot..haha..i just think the whole "guido look" is really retarded..but i guess they dont look in the mirror in the morning...haha

[ruckusred]

haha i guess i'm the only one that LIKES guidos!

[gerard]

haha i guess i'm the only one that LIKES guidos!

on here yeah maybe but I mean there are a ton of chicks that like these guys, and good lookin chicks too. I don't get it....

[jrod3780]

its not so much the look, its the lack of personality and intelligence...i look at it as each guido wants to out-do the next, which can never happen, its really stupid. Im italian and i dont go around starting fights with people or pretending like im part of the mafia, i dont go announcing it with italian flag tattoos or stupid lil flags on my car. There is a reason they are called meatheads. And as for the girls who like guys like that, let them have them, b.c i really dont want a girl like that, they are strictly superficial and materialisitic.

[gerard]

you know what I am thinking though.... I don't think guidos are limited to italians though. I am italian too but there are just so many of them! They are taking over the world!

[Sarcasticchick77]

you know what I am thinking though.... I don't think guidos are limited to italians though. I am italian too but there are just so many of them! They are taking over the world!

Great they are like Pinky and The Brain.. *Runs away*

[HDawesome]

I dont have a problem with Guidos. Let them conduct themselves the way they want, who am I to say anything different. If wearing “Pink Shirts” “Chains” and watching Soprano’s makes you happy, fuck it, have a ball.