bar bathrooms

[HDawesome]

Well maybe at a Hatebreed show its cool, but I mean, just a regular night that shits not gonna fly. You'll get and eye full of pepper spray, maybe you'll get 3 Juiced up bouncers itching to hit you,  or at the very best ... you'll get an Court Appointed Attorney.

either way guys, you'll get fucked.

[sharihana]

this may actually belong in the smoking ban topic, but I just want to say, I miss the days the bathroom smelled of smoke.  Now it smells like ass and shit all the time. I dont even smoke, but I  wanna light up something to kill the smell. like a match or some insence. Gah!!!!
ASPHIXIATION WHILE YOU PEE IS EVIL.

[friskyfrisker]

HAHA IVE SHARED A BATHROOM TOO...THATS WHEN THERE IS ONLY A SINGLE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF A BATHROOM WITH STALLS!!! SO I USUALLY JUST GO IN THE MENS ROOM...SURPRISINGLY ITS CLEANERI JUST WALK RIGHT IN AND GO TO A STALL

The mens room usually is cleaner which really sucks sometimes.  I've been kicked out of a few bars because of attempting the 'lesser of two evil's' men's room.

[AllyCat81]

There's been times where the ladies room has actually been locked (aka the outside bathroom at Bar A), but the men's room next door is wide open. A few of my girlfriends and myself went right in. Surprised the hell out of the guys in there!! 

[gerard]

I wonder what the law is pertaining to this. From what I understand you have to have a bathroom for customers, but I wonder if there is any other details.

[jerseygirl1280]

be careful about that.. I have known quite a few girls kicked out for using the men's room because there was no line.

[bh487]

The bathrooms need to be clean, have soap, tp, and papertowels at all times according to NJ health code.  But, even the cleanest bathrooms are disgusting half way through a night.  You got people pissing in sinks and throwing paper towels and feminie products in the toilets, so they over flow.  I even have people pissing in the garbage pails.  Most people are f'in animals especially when drunk.  If you are an owner there doesn't seem to be a reason to spend time cleaning them up when they are sure to get trashed!

[Laleh]

The best is when you're at a party... and you're walking by the side of the house and you spot a puddle or two. You stop to think... did it rain today? or have ppl just been peeing on the side of the house again...

or maybe thats just a brunny thing, i dont know

[HDawesome]

At almost all the parties I have ever gone to I have never seen a guy use the bathroom in someones house, you gotta take a leak and your a guy you take it any where you want


... its a guy thing.

[Lexi]

lol Being a girl is the worst at bars! I just squat and go...I'd never in my life sit on a seat at a bar. Never know who or what was on that seat before you got there! haha

[Lexi]

At almost all the parties I have ever gone to I have never seen a guy use the bathroom in someones house, you gotta take a leak and your a guy you take it any where you want


... its a guy thing.

See  guys have it good. You guys can go where ever you please. Damn you guys!

[Crazy Sexy Marvellous]

seriously they should all have those paper seat covers!

[Gonzo]

 The absolute worst bathroom I've seen, so far, was the bathroom in High Heels before it was remodelled. For a minute there, I thought I was in Trainspotting.

[nuthinbuttrubl89]

well... coming from years of battling with IBS with a mild case of OCD I've learned to at least clench cheek long enough to make it home in times of need... unfortunately many a night has been cut short because someone was knockin' on heaven's door in a locale with a piss poor bathroom... no pun intended. I do know where you're coming from though... every bathroom in every bar I've been to has been a beat up shit hole (again, no pun) with piss, vomit, cheerios... whatever... all over the place. My advise would be to hang out at bars with a 24 hour dunkin donuts (single stall bathroom most of the time) and/or a hotel/hospital... those are prime real estate for a good crapper. My main problem, though, is that I travel a lot for work and sometimes you just can't find a pristine crapper in time. One time I had to stop off at a parkway rest stop... I think next time I'll just shit myself. LoL!!!